Thursday, July 20, 2006

Holla Hezbollah Bitches!

So now we have Lebanese Gone Wild and I have to say these two broads probably don't even know what they're protesting as they stomp the Israeli flag.

It's nice that in America, everyone can express themselves and say whatever they want, even asshole students here on a visa from other countries.

So they take and enjoy all the freedoms that Americans do, and then turn around and go Hezbollah on our ass in our own backyard.

I wonder what would happen if you thousands of Jews show up at this protest or whatever the hell you'd call it.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Newsflash: There is no Brokeback Mountain here!

Living in Wyoming is nice. Lots of people from the East Coast (like me) actually moved here because Wyoming still has PLENTY of wide open spaces, in fact, most towns are 50 miles or more a part.

We've got the Rockies, and we're not far from various parts of the West that are often sought after.

  • Mount Rushmore in Rapid City, SD
  • Yellowstone National Park
  • Battle of Little Bighorn
  • Denver, Colorado
  • Jackson Hole
  • Sturgis, SD

    Did you notice, there is no Brokeback Mountain on that list? Because it doesn't exist.

    I think plenty of people know this, but it's funny to see the paranoid rednecks worried that we're going to have a huge influx of gay men coming to Wyoming looking for gay Cowboys. Everywhere you go, you hear "Jeez I hope them queers don't come to Wyoming looking for a piece of ass."

    Like gay men aren't known for meticulous planning and would have looked it up on MapQuest or some other travel planning web site before just showing up in Wyoming.

    So yes, as many people from the East and West Coasts that have moved here, we still have some old fashioned rednecks worried about homosexuals.

    Besides, one would think that most of the attraction would be the stud bikers in leather over at Sturgis in August, right?

  • Saturday, July 08, 2006

    Joe Biden is an IDIOT

    Delaware Senator Joe Biden showed his true colors in this video when speaking with Indian students...



    "I was making the point that up until now in my state, we've had a strong Indian community made up of leading scientists and researchers and engineers," Biden said. Lately, he said: "We're having middle- class people move to Delaware, take over Dunkin' Donuts, take over businesses, just like other immigrant groups have, and I was saying that ... they're growing, it's moving."

    BULLSHIT... you said "DUNKIN' DONUTS" and "7-11". You didn't say shit about science, research, or engineering you fucking asshole.

    "I could have said that 40 years ago about walking into a delicatessen and saying an Italian accent in my state," Biden added.

    Yeah, because that's better, right?


    Wednesday, May 24, 2006

    She'll fit right in on the job site

    A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

    The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

    Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

    At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

    When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.

    The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us."

    My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

    The little girl replied, "I will if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the fucking sheet rock..."

    Wednesday, April 26, 2006

    DING! Fries are done

    This one has pretty much made its way around the Internet, but it's still fucking hilarious.

    Even "The Family Guy" used it in a flashback to when Peter had a part time job.

    I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers
    I wear paper hats
    Would you like an apple pie with that?
    Would you like an apple pie with that?

    Ding fries are done (x4)

    I gotta run (x4)

    Don't bob for fries in hot vat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts
    Would you like an apple pie with that?
    Would you like an apple pie with that?

    Where is the bell?
    Wait for the bell
    Can't hear the bell
    Where is the bell?

    Ding fries are done (x4)

    I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers
    I wear paper hats
    Would you like an apple pie with that?
    Would you like an apple pie with that?

    Ding fries are done (x4)

    Friday, April 21, 2006

    Just Another Asshole with a Blog

    Credibility? What's that? I'm just another asshole with a blog. Do you care what I think? What my opinions are? Just like so many self-important idiots out there, I'm really just another asshole with a blog.

    Stay tuned. More content from this asshole coming soon.

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